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1.) Luke 4.) Sarah 7.) Koda
2.) Alice 5.) Arashi 8.) Kent
3.) Toya 6.) Mocha 9.) Shane
1. 6 and 9 are now enemies, why is 5 OCD about three-ringed binders?
*Random. o-o*
Mocha: >:[
Shane: =_=''?
Arashi: THEY NEVER CLOSE SYMMETRICALLY! DX
2. 4 gets married to his/her phone and . . . . . . IT'S A LANDLINE!
Sarah: I don't own a phone...*forever alone*
3. 1 gets bitch-slapped by 7, why?
Koda: NEVER SAY THAT I AM UGLY. >:[
Luke: >_>'' Go to hell, fatty.
Koda: FUUUUUUUUU-
*censored for violence
*
4. 8 gets reverted back into a clueless teenager and 2 needs to explain to him/her "The Birds and The Bees" how does this go?
Alice: 'w' Well, Kent...see, the guy- *censor* -and when he- *censor* -it's so MESSY, but then the girl- *censor* -and afterwards, she'll usually be pregnant and in nine months will have a baby. ^^
Kent: D:
5. 3 gets his/her ass whooped by 9's great grandmother. How does their spouse 7 react?
Koda: Wait...wha...*points at him* I'm...? *points at himself* WHAT? NO.
Toya: e_e'' I refuse to be married to this asshole, and beat up by the moron's great grandmother.
Shane: D: B-but grandma...
Toya: =.=''
6. 6 becomes a rapper, what does 1 have to say?
Luke: ...just...no. e.e'' That's like SARAH becoming a RAPPER...xDD
Sarah: Go to hell! DX
Mocha: T_T'' My dreams have been crushed...
7. 2 bought a toaster; it blows up 4's house.
Sarah: ...YOU?! YOU CAUSED THE FIRE THAT KILLED MY MOTHER?!
Alice: O_O I did?
Sarah: I WILL F**KING KILL YOU. >:[
Alice: WHAT DID I DO? DX My poor toaster. ;-;
8. 5 gets eaten by a giant pigeon and experiences the digestion process. How do they feel?
Arashi: The irony that the prey has eaten me. e_e'' *ba-dum chttt*
9. 1 and 2 are married, but 2 soon discovers that 1 is pregnant with 8's child.
Alice: ;_; I finally get to be with you, and you repay me by having that...that THING'S child?! T_T
Luke: e_e'' You and that damn crush of yours- WAIT. I'm PREGNANT?!
Kent: o_o''...It was a wild party, I swear. ;_;
Luke: I never went to a party. e_e
Kent: ...Huh. Who was that then? o3o
10. 6 has to give a speech to a crowd of 1,222,110 people. Why does 3 smell of pumpkin pie?
Mocha: ...and this is why we should have 4-D TV! *shows pumpkin pie commercial*
Toya: *sniffs* ...UGH, THAT SMELL.
Mocha: o-o It's pie.
Toya: I HATE SWEETS. >:I
11. 4 finds 9 incredibly attractive and gets turned on every time they look at them, do they end up doing it? And what is exactly 'it'?
*WHAT?! SARAH? O-O'''*
Sarah: ;_; I hate you, meme-maker...
Shane: Yay, I don't have to be a virgin!
Sarah: GO TO HELL DX I'm resisting this idiotic urge ;_;
Shane: *forever alone*
12. 9 asks 3 out, 6 has a huge crush on 3, what does 8 to help 1 out of his/her bunny suit?
Toya: I'm not gay. e.e
Shane: v_v'' *forever alone still*
Mocha: Go to hell, Shane. >_> You're my enemy for a reason.
Shane: e_e''
*meanwhile*
Luke: F**k this bunny suit. e_e''
Kent: *Gets his blades* Stay still!
Luke: FFFFFFAAAAAAH NO. *runs*
13. 2 and 5 go out to eat cream puff pie and are attacked by a group of pretty purple popcorned-acorn loving elves; while 8 and 4 are making out behind a tree far away, out of 3, 6, 7, and 9 who goes to save them?
Alice: TAT
Arashi: *hissing* >:I KENT, SHE'S FOUR YEARS YOUNGER, YOU DICK.
Sarah: ;_; No me gusta...
Kent: Pft, better than being forever alone!
Sarah: DX
Mocha: I SHALL SAVE THEM. *epicly fails and is pelted with acorns*
14. 7 gets drunk during a long night in town, why are they now the opposite gender?
Koda: Well...aren't I sexy? o-o
Toya: Sorry, my friends must have been practicing some alchemy or some- HEY, STOP THAT.
Koda: *pauses in the process of looking down "his" own shirt* o3o?
15. 4's home burned for seven full days and is now homeless, who takes 4 in?
*The irony that Sarah gets all of the home-destruction questions. xD*
Alice: Make yourself at home. ^^
Sarah: ^^...O_O LUKE?!
Luke: *cooking* Hey, the meme forced me to be her husband. e_e''
16. 6 and 9 are 4, 8, and 2's biological parents how did that happen?
Mocha: D:< YOU.
Shane: >:C YOU.
Kent: I-I...I was making out with my sister...T_T'''''
Sarah: >A<''
Alice: O_O'''...
17. 8 and 3 are in an S&M relationship. Who's the S and who's the M?
Toya: *sigh* If we must...*dresses as butler and gives Kent a Ciel costume*
Kent: O_O Toya, you...?
Toya: Yes, I watch Black Butler. e_e'' Now, down on your knees.
*I couldn't resist~ xD*
18. 6 and 9 are now in jail for the destruction of public property, disturbing the peace, and several types of harassment. Why is 1 the jailer?
Luke: You sick bastards, having Sarah as your child, and letting her make-out with Kent. e_e *twirls keys*
Shane: e_e'' Let us out...
Luke: No. e.e#
Mocha: I'm only 13! D:
Luke: ...fine, go see your parents. =_=# *keeps Shane in*
Shane: D: COME ON. DX
Luke: Go to hell. e.e# *twirls keys*
19. 2 becomes overlord for the day; what is the sixth thing that they do?
Alice: EAT ALL THE CAKE!
20. 1 loses their right pinkie.
Luke: D:
21. 7 has a monster in their closet. Sick and tired of living in fear, they go after it with a steal bat. After beating the monster senseless, 7 finds out that it's actually 2. Why hasn't anyone taken 4 in yet?
Koda: O.o...sexy time?
Alice: No. *_*''
Koda: v.v
*meanwhile*
Sarah: I have! D: I live with Alice and Luke...;_;''
22. 8 wants to molest one of your friends. Who do you let them choose and how does your friend feel about it?
*Kayla xD She already loves Kent plenty~*
23. 2 challenges 5 to a Pokémon battle.
Arashi: Go, shinx! *ARASHI HAS SENT OUT SHINX*
Alice: Go, Derps! *ALICE HAS SENT OUT MAGIKARP*
Magikarp: KARP. KARP. o3o *flops*
Arashi: ...*noms Magikarp*
Magikarp: *evolves* >:C
Alice: DERPY, KILL THEM. C:<
Arashi&Shinx: ... e_e'''' Fml.
24. 1 slept with 6 and had a great time. Two days later 1 finds out that 6 is their cousin. Reactions?
Luke: She...wha...FFFFFFFFFF. WHY DID I GET DRUNK!? DX DAMMIT, I BLAME CHASE.
Sarah: Total truth, bro, the Mememaster said so~
*meanwhile*
Mocha: ...o-o
Koda: ^^'' Yeahhhh...Sarah told me.
Mocha: ...*runs screaming into the night*
25. If 5 were the opposite gender would 4 bang them?
*He already is ;D*
Sarah: No. e_e''
Arashi: v.v *forever alone along with Shane*
Sarah: >_> Damn Mememaster.
26. 7 did not eat 9, so why is 6 afraid?
Mocha: *points* He keeps dancing to "Sexy and I Know It".
Koda: *dancing* ~(e3e)~
27. 3 is tutoring 2 in chemistry. How does that go and are you secretly in love with 8?
*Yay, from the same story~ and EUGH. NO. XD*
Toya: ...and you aren't supposed to sniff the formula directly. Or drink it. Don't let it ever touch you, either, unless Mr. Thorne says otherwise.
Alice: What's a formula? c:
Toya: ...*sighs* What I mean is the chemicals you've mixed together-
Alice: What are chemicals again? c:
Toya: ...*facepalm* No...just no. Let him explain that, dammit. e_e''
Alice: Where did the word "dammit" come from?
Toya: e_e## "Damn" and "It". Ask where "Damn" came from and I'll kill you.
Alice: Where did "It" come from? c: *derp*
Toya: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU-
28. 4; thanks to the toaster explosion now suffers from PTSD and 3 finds this hilarious and bakes 4 a pie in the shape of a toaster. What does 6 have behind his/her back?
Sarah: I hate you, it figures you're friends with Alice. e_e'' SCREW YOU ALL. DX
Toya: Problem? C:<
Mocha: v.v'' Okay... *backs away with toaster behind back*
29. In a freak accident 1 gets shot in the ass, what do the rest have to say? And why is 3 holding the gun?
Luke: F**KING BLOODY HELL...TOYA!!
Toya: O.O Huh...This odd metal shape propels lead...
Alice: e.e Give me my gun.
Toya: But it's fun! D:
Luke: Dammit. ;_;
30. 5 has to get their thumb replaced with their big toe.
Arashi: No thanks, I'll live without a thumb. e.e''
31. All of your Oc's/ Friends go on a vacation, but only one of them comes back. What happened, and which one of them survived?
Toya: I'm afraid there was another toaster explosion, and a...eh...mild shooting. ^^'' I managed to escape, but they were held accountable. They will be back shortly. :]
32. 9, 3, and 5 meet Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, and Paris Hilton. What happens?
Shane: o-o...Toya. *hands him a gun*
Toya: *shooting frenzy while the others hide*
Arashi: Who are they? o-o
Shane: They aren't important. ^^'
33. You walk into your kitchen and find 6 eating 8; 7, 2 and 1 having a three some on your table, and 4, 5, and 9 fighting off the Kraken. How do you feel about all of this and where was 3 when all of this was happening?
Kent: GET OFF OF MY HEAD, DEMON.
Mocha: DERP. OwO
*Meanwhile*
Alice: I SAID NO SEXY-TIME! D:
Luke: o_o Wha...what's...FFFFFFFFFWAHHHHH WHAT THE HELL?!
Koda: Thought you might like to join me in doing your wife.
Luke: WHA...GO TO HELL. DX *leaves*
Alice: GOD DAMMIT. DX
*Meanwhile*
Toya: *watching on TV screens in a dark room with a voice modifier* It has begun. *gets on loud speaker* "I want to play a game..."
34. 4 wants to bake a cake for 1, but 4's baking skills ain't worth shit. Who do they force/ask to bake it instead?
Alice: Leave it to me!
Sarah: Sweet~ x3
*later*
Sarah: Happy birthday, Luke!
Luke: o-o'' It's not my birth- eh, Alice?
Alice: o3o *eating cake*
35. Is 2 the nerd smart boy or the sexy but dumb jock? (If they aren't either tell us about their most embarrassing childhood moment.)
Brave: *teleports into the meme* She's more of the girly-preppy-dumb one!
Alice: >_>''
36. 4 is in love with 9 and 5. Since 4 can't choose between them, he/she asks 3 for advice.
Sarah: Help? ;_;
Toya: *contemplating* If you choose Shane, you'll technically be in love with Cierra...which is awkward. If you choose Arashi...well, he's a cat.
Sarah: ...I'll just choose both. ._.''
Toya: Good choice. *pats head*
37. Does 6 have any Asian friends?
Mocha: o_o?
38. 5 sets 8 up on a blind date with 2's mom. Why is 4 smelling 9's dirty underwear?
Kent: o_o''?
Alice's Mom: *is a ghost considering she's dead* Hi, sexy~
Kent: O_O''...Hi, ma'm.^____^'''''''''
*Meanwhile*
Sarah: I...don't know. o3o''''''?????
39. Who would 1 force to have sex with them?
Luke: e_e'' I refuse to answer this at all costs...
40. 4 and 8 have decided to write a book. (Oh, sweet Jesus!) Unfortunately, they have only had 1 chapter written; and it's where 7 and 2 make out for several hours. How do 7 and 2 feel about this?
Koda: Hell yes. I wanna read it.
Alice: D: D: D: EUGH.
Sarah: Kent's idea. ^^'''
Kent: xDDDDD
41. 2, 4, 6, and 8 are epically battling 1, 3, 5, and 7. Meanwhile, 9 is watching the battle and masturbating to it. Can you tell me why 9 is such a sick fuck?
Shane: I'm a sick f**k now? D:
Mocha: Yes.>:C
42. Could 5 get away with murder?
Arashi: *licks bloody hands* Damn straight.
43. 2 dresses 9 up in a cat suit. What was the point in doing that?
Luke: Now Arashi will go to you as bait, and I can attack him!
Shane: ;_; Okay..."MRREEEOOOOOOW. MEOW MEW MEOOOOW."
Arashi: *in the distance* Sounds like the clan's having a deadly battle again...e_e'' WHO'S DYING THIS TIME?! *walks towards the woods*
44. For shits and giggles, 8 decides to do this meme. Who do they put down as their nine OC's?
Kent: Blade, Noka, Hunter, Jamie, Shirimi, Akihiro, Leah, Ichi, and...Myself!
45. 7 takes Nyquil during the day. Ho shit.
Koda: I'...I'm SEXY and I know IT. *falls over and sleeps*
46. 1 tells 4 the story of "The Ugly Barnacle".
Luke: ...and then EVERYONE died! The end.
Sarah: Was that about you?
Luke: T_T'' *forever alone with Arashi and Shane*
47. Tired of their incessant bitching 9 and 5 lock 6 and 2 in the basement for 24 and half hours. What happens?
Alice&Mocha: PATTY CAKE, PATTY CAKE~
Shane: oAo'' They're still going...
Arashi: Damn it all to hell...DX
48. 4; thanks to the toaster explosion, now suffers from PTSD and 3 finds this hilarious and bakes 4 a pie in the shape of a toaster. What does 6 have behind his/ her back?
*You already asked this. ;D*
49. In a freak accident 1 gets shot in the ass, what do the rest have to say? And why is 3 holding the gun?
*You already asked this...e_e''*
50. 8 and 9 go out on a date to the beach, but it doesn't go well because 1, 6, and 5 decide to sabotages 9's idea of a romantic day with 8; 2 gets 4 pregnant.
Sarah: d'awwwww~
Mocha: XDDD
Arashi: Trololol~
Kent: ._.
Shane: ;_; Meanies...
*Meanwhile*
Alice: I...shouldn't have let you stay in my house. O_O''
Sarah: LOGIC. IT NO LONGER EXISTS...*mindblown*
51. 2 gets mauled by a sparkling pink squirrel, 8s' pet. What does 7 have to say? 6 eats 1's grandchild.
Kent: SPARKLES, COME HERE. >:C BEFORE SHE-
Alice: DERPS, GO! *ALICE SENT OUT GYRADOS*
Kent: OH F**KING HELL-
*Meanwhile*
Luke: DUDE, NOT COOL. >:C
Mocha: o3o Sorry. *le burp*
52. 1 is labeled a traitor, and is hung by his legs from a tall oak tree. 3 throws a party, 5 mixes rat poison in 1's food and 6 giggles perversely in a corner. Why?
Luke: Damn it all to hell. e_e''
Toya: Hell yes. :]
Arashi: This'll get you back, you bastard...>:] *Luke's enemy* *Brings food to Luke* Here!
Luke: HELL NO.
Arashi: F**K YOU. *ninja smokebomb*
Mocha: PFT...PFTTT...*bursts out laughing* YOU'RE LIKE A PINATA!!~
53. After a sudden loss of inspiration, we the authors set 7's couch on fire; the love seat type thing, as a warning to the drunken Siberian hobos across the street after they took a piss on 2's lawn. Why is 6 getting curbed stomped?
Koda: DUDE! THAT WAS MY EPIC-LOVE-TIME COUCH! D: DAMMIIIIIIIT! DX
Alice: FILTHY HOBOES! >:I
Mocha: The girl scouts wanted my goggles. T_T''
54. As a thank you for completing this meme 4 gets toaster shaped gifts from us, the writers.
Sarah: F**K YOU ALL!! DX GO TO BLOODY HELL!!
55. Bye Bye ~!
2.) Alice 5.) Arashi 8.) Kent
3.) Toya 6.) Mocha 9.) Shane
1. 6 and 9 are now enemies, why is 5 OCD about three-ringed binders?
*Random. o-o*
Mocha: >:[
Shane: =_=''?
Arashi: THEY NEVER CLOSE SYMMETRICALLY! DX
2. 4 gets married to his/her phone and . . . . . . IT'S A LANDLINE!
Sarah: I don't own a phone...*forever alone*
3. 1 gets bitch-slapped by 7, why?
Koda: NEVER SAY THAT I AM UGLY. >:[
Luke: >_>'' Go to hell, fatty.
Koda: FUUUUUUUUU-
*censored for violence
*4. 8 gets reverted back into a clueless teenager and 2 needs to explain to him/her "The Birds and The Bees" how does this go?
Alice: 'w' Well, Kent...see, the guy- *censor* -and when he- *censor* -it's so MESSY, but then the girl- *censor* -and afterwards, she'll usually be pregnant and in nine months will have a baby. ^^
Kent: D:
5. 3 gets his/her ass whooped by 9's great grandmother. How does their spouse 7 react?
Koda: Wait...wha...*points at him* I'm...? *points at himself* WHAT? NO.
Toya: e_e'' I refuse to be married to this asshole, and beat up by the moron's great grandmother.
Shane: D: B-but grandma...
Toya: =.=''
6. 6 becomes a rapper, what does 1 have to say?
Luke: ...just...no. e.e'' That's like SARAH becoming a RAPPER...xDD
Sarah: Go to hell! DX
Mocha: T_T'' My dreams have been crushed...
7. 2 bought a toaster; it blows up 4's house.
Sarah: ...YOU?! YOU CAUSED THE FIRE THAT KILLED MY MOTHER?!
Alice: O_O I did?
Sarah: I WILL F**KING KILL YOU. >:[
Alice: WHAT DID I DO? DX My poor toaster. ;-;
8. 5 gets eaten by a giant pigeon and experiences the digestion process. How do they feel?
Arashi: The irony that the prey has eaten me. e_e'' *ba-dum chttt*
9. 1 and 2 are married, but 2 soon discovers that 1 is pregnant with 8's child.
Alice: ;_; I finally get to be with you, and you repay me by having that...that THING'S child?! T_T
Luke: e_e'' You and that damn crush of yours- WAIT. I'm PREGNANT?!
Kent: o_o''...It was a wild party, I swear. ;_;
Luke: I never went to a party. e_e
Kent: ...Huh. Who was that then? o3o
10. 6 has to give a speech to a crowd of 1,222,110 people. Why does 3 smell of pumpkin pie?
Mocha: ...and this is why we should have 4-D TV!
*shows pumpkin pie commercial*Toya: *sniffs* ...UGH, THAT SMELL.
Mocha: o-o It's pie.
Toya: I HATE SWEETS. >:I
11. 4 finds 9 incredibly attractive and gets turned on every time they look at them, do they end up doing it? And what is exactly 'it'?
*WHAT?! SARAH? O-O'''*
Sarah: ;_; I hate you, meme-maker...
Shane: Yay, I don't have to be a virgin!
Sarah: GO TO HELL DX I'm resisting this idiotic urge ;_;
Shane: *forever alone*
12. 9 asks 3 out, 6 has a huge crush on 3, what does 8 to help 1 out of his/her bunny suit?
Toya: I'm not gay. e.e
Shane: v_v'' *forever alone still*
Mocha: Go to hell, Shane. >_> You're my enemy for a reason.
Shane: e_e''
*meanwhile*
Luke: F**k this bunny suit. e_e''
Kent: *Gets his blades* Stay still!
Luke: FFFFFFAAAAAAH NO. *runs*
13. 2 and 5 go out to eat cream puff pie and are attacked by a group of pretty purple popcorned-acorn loving elves; while 8 and 4 are making out behind a tree far away, out of 3, 6, 7, and 9 who goes to save them?
Alice: TAT
Arashi: *hissing* >:I KENT, SHE'S FOUR YEARS YOUNGER, YOU DICK.
Sarah: ;_; No me gusta...
Kent: Pft, better than being forever alone!
Sarah: DX
Mocha: I SHALL SAVE THEM. *epicly fails and is pelted with acorns*
14. 7 gets drunk during a long night in town, why are they now the opposite gender?
Koda: Well...aren't I sexy? o-o
Toya: Sorry, my friends must have been practicing some alchemy or some- HEY, STOP THAT.
Koda: *pauses in the process of looking down "his" own shirt* o3o?
15. 4's home burned for seven full days and is now homeless, who takes 4 in?
*The irony that Sarah gets all of the home-destruction questions. xD*
Alice: Make yourself at home. ^^
Sarah: ^^...O_O LUKE?!
Luke: *cooking* Hey, the meme forced me to be her husband. e_e''
16. 6 and 9 are 4, 8, and 2's biological parents how did that happen?
Mocha: D:< YOU.
Shane: >:C YOU.
Kent: I-I...I was making out with my sister...T_T'''''
Sarah: >A<''
Alice: O_O'''...
17. 8 and 3 are in an S&M relationship. Who's the S and who's the M?
Toya: *sigh* If we must...*dresses as butler and gives Kent a Ciel costume*
Kent: O_O Toya, you...?
Toya: Yes, I watch Black Butler. e_e'' Now, down on your knees.
*I couldn't resist~ xD*
18. 6 and 9 are now in jail for the destruction of public property, disturbing the peace, and several types of harassment. Why is 1 the jailer?
Luke: You sick bastards, having Sarah as your child, and letting her make-out with Kent. e_e *twirls keys*
Shane: e_e'' Let us out...
Luke: No. e.e#
Mocha: I'm only 13! D:
Luke: ...fine, go see your parents. =_=# *keeps Shane in*
Shane: D: COME ON. DX
Luke: Go to hell. e.e# *twirls keys*
19. 2 becomes overlord for the day; what is the sixth thing that they do?
Alice: EAT ALL THE CAKE!
20. 1 loses their right pinkie.
Luke: D:
21. 7 has a monster in their closet. Sick and tired of living in fear, they go after it with a steal bat. After beating the monster senseless, 7 finds out that it's actually 2. Why hasn't anyone taken 4 in yet?
Koda: O.o...sexy time?
Alice: No. *_*''
Koda: v.v
*meanwhile*
Sarah: I have! D: I live with Alice and Luke...;_;''
22. 8 wants to molest one of your friends. Who do you let them choose and how does your friend feel about it?
*Kayla xD She already loves Kent plenty~*
23. 2 challenges 5 to a Pokémon battle.
Arashi: Go, shinx! *ARASHI HAS SENT OUT SHINX*
Alice: Go, Derps! *ALICE HAS SENT OUT MAGIKARP*
Magikarp: KARP. KARP. o3o *flops*
Arashi: ...*noms Magikarp*
Magikarp: *evolves* >:C
Alice: DERPY, KILL THEM. C:<
Arashi&Shinx: ... e_e'''' Fml.
24. 1 slept with 6 and had a great time. Two days later 1 finds out that 6 is their cousin. Reactions?
Luke: She...wha...FFFFFFFFFF. WHY DID I GET DRUNK!? DX DAMMIT, I BLAME CHASE.
Sarah: Total truth, bro, the Mememaster said so~
*meanwhile*
Mocha: ...o-o
Koda: ^^'' Yeahhhh...Sarah told me.
Mocha: ...*runs screaming into the night*
25. If 5 were the opposite gender would 4 bang them?
*He already is ;D*
Sarah: No. e_e''
Arashi: v.v *forever alone along with Shane*
Sarah: >_> Damn Mememaster.
26. 7 did not eat 9, so why is 6 afraid?
Mocha: *points* He keeps dancing to "Sexy and I Know It".
Koda: *dancing* ~(e3e)~
27. 3 is tutoring 2 in chemistry. How does that go and are you secretly in love with 8?
*Yay, from the same story~
and EUGH. NO. XD*Toya: ...and you aren't supposed to sniff the formula directly. Or drink it. Don't let it ever touch you, either, unless Mr. Thorne says otherwise.
Alice: What's a formula? c:
Toya: ...*sighs* What I mean is the chemicals you've mixed together-
Alice: What are chemicals again? c:
Toya: ...*facepalm* No...just no. Let him explain that, dammit. e_e''
Alice: Where did the word "dammit" come from?
Toya: e_e## "Damn" and "It". Ask where "Damn" came from and I'll kill you.
Alice: Where did "It" come from? c: *derp*
Toya: FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU-
28. 4; thanks to the toaster explosion now suffers from PTSD and 3 finds this hilarious and bakes 4 a pie in the shape of a toaster. What does 6 have behind his/her back?
Sarah: I hate you, it figures you're friends with Alice. e_e'' SCREW YOU ALL. DX
Toya: Problem? C:<
Mocha: v.v'' Okay... *backs away with toaster behind back*
29. In a freak accident 1 gets shot in the ass, what do the rest have to say? And why is 3 holding the gun?
Luke: F**KING BLOODY HELL...TOYA!!
Toya: O.O Huh...This odd metal shape propels lead...
Alice: e.e Give me my gun.
Toya: But it's fun! D:
Luke: Dammit. ;_;
30. 5 has to get their thumb replaced with their big toe.
Arashi: No thanks, I'll live without a thumb. e.e''
31. All of your Oc's/ Friends go on a vacation, but only one of them comes back. What happened, and which one of them survived?
Toya: I'm afraid there was another toaster explosion, and a...eh...mild shooting. ^^'' I managed to escape, but they were held accountable. They will be back shortly. :]
32. 9, 3, and 5 meet Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, and Paris Hilton. What happens?
Shane: o-o...Toya. *hands him a gun*
Toya:
*shooting frenzy while the others hide*Arashi: Who are they? o-o
Shane: They aren't important. ^^'
33. You walk into your kitchen and find 6 eating 8; 7, 2 and 1 having a three some on your table, and 4, 5, and 9 fighting off the Kraken. How do you feel about all of this and where was 3 when all of this was happening?
Kent: GET OFF OF MY HEAD, DEMON.
Mocha: DERP. OwO
*Meanwhile*
Alice: I SAID NO SEXY-TIME! D:
Luke: o_o Wha...what's...FFFFFFFFFWAHHHHH WHAT THE HELL?!
Koda: Thought you might like to join me in doing your wife.
Luke: WHA...GO TO HELL. DX *leaves*
Alice: GOD DAMMIT. DX
*Meanwhile*
Toya: *watching on TV screens in a dark room with a voice modifier* It has begun. *gets on loud speaker* "I want to play a game..."
34. 4 wants to bake a cake for 1, but 4's baking skills ain't worth shit. Who do they force/ask to bake it instead?
Alice: Leave it to me!
Sarah: Sweet~ x3
*later*
Sarah: Happy birthday, Luke!
Luke: o-o'' It's not my birth- eh, Alice?
Alice: o3o *eating cake*
35. Is 2 the nerd smart boy or the sexy but dumb jock? (If they aren't either tell us about their most embarrassing childhood moment.)
Brave: *teleports into the meme* She's more of the girly-preppy-dumb one!
Alice: >_>''
36. 4 is in love with 9 and 5. Since 4 can't choose between them, he/she asks 3 for advice.
Sarah: Help? ;_;
Toya: *contemplating* If you choose Shane, you'll technically be in love with Cierra...which is awkward. If you choose Arashi...well, he's a cat.
Sarah: ...I'll just choose both. ._.''
Toya: Good choice. *pats head*
37. Does 6 have any Asian friends?
Mocha: o_o?
38. 5 sets 8 up on a blind date with 2's mom. Why is 4 smelling 9's dirty underwear?
Kent: o_o''?
Alice's Mom: *is a ghost considering she's dead* Hi, sexy~
Kent: O_O''...Hi, ma'm.^____^'''''''''
*Meanwhile*
Sarah: I...don't know. o3o''''''?????
39. Who would 1 force to have sex with them?
Luke: e_e'' I refuse to answer this at all costs...
40. 4 and 8 have decided to write a book. (Oh, sweet Jesus!) Unfortunately, they have only had 1 chapter written; and it's where 7 and 2 make out for several hours. How do 7 and 2 feel about this?
Koda: Hell yes. I wanna read it.
Alice: D: D: D: EUGH.
Sarah: Kent's idea. ^^'''
Kent: xDDDDD
41. 2, 4, 6, and 8 are epically battling 1, 3, 5, and 7. Meanwhile, 9 is watching the battle and masturbating to it. Can you tell me why 9 is such a sick fuck?
Shane: I'm a sick f**k now? D:
Mocha: Yes.>:C
42. Could 5 get away with murder?
Arashi: *licks bloody hands* Damn straight.
43. 2 dresses 9 up in a cat suit. What was the point in doing that?
Luke: Now Arashi will go to you as bait, and I can attack him!
Shane: ;_; Okay..."MRREEEOOOOOOW. MEOW MEW MEOOOOW."
Arashi: *in the distance* Sounds like the clan's having a deadly battle again...e_e'' WHO'S DYING THIS TIME?! *walks towards the woods*
44. For shits and giggles, 8 decides to do this meme. Who do they put down as their nine OC's?
Kent: Blade, Noka, Hunter, Jamie, Shirimi, Akihiro, Leah, Ichi, and...Myself!
45. 7 takes Nyquil during the day. Ho shit.
Koda: I'...I'm SEXY and I know IT. *falls over and sleeps*
46. 1 tells 4 the story of "The Ugly Barnacle".
Luke: ...and then EVERYONE died! The end.
Sarah: Was that about you?
Luke: T_T'' *forever alone with Arashi and Shane*
47. Tired of their incessant bitching 9 and 5 lock 6 and 2 in the basement for 24 and half hours. What happens?
Alice&Mocha: PATTY CAKE, PATTY CAKE~
Shane: oAo'' They're still going...
Arashi: Damn it all to hell...DX
48. 4; thanks to the toaster explosion, now suffers from PTSD and 3 finds this hilarious and bakes 4 a pie in the shape of a toaster. What does 6 have behind his/ her back?
*You already asked this. ;D*
49. In a freak accident 1 gets shot in the ass, what do the rest have to say? And why is 3 holding the gun?
*You already asked this...e_e''*
50. 8 and 9 go out on a date to the beach, but it doesn't go well because 1, 6, and 5 decide to sabotages 9's idea of a romantic day with 8; 2 gets 4 pregnant.
Sarah: d'awwwww~
Mocha: XDDD
Arashi: Trololol~
Kent: ._.
Shane: ;_; Meanies...
*Meanwhile*
Alice: I...shouldn't have let you stay in my house. O_O''
Sarah: LOGIC. IT NO LONGER EXISTS...*mindblown*
51. 2 gets mauled by a sparkling pink squirrel, 8s' pet. What does 7 have to say? 6 eats 1's grandchild.
Kent: SPARKLES, COME HERE. >:C BEFORE SHE-
Alice: DERPS, GO! *ALICE SENT OUT GYRADOS*
Kent: OH F**KING HELL-
*Meanwhile*
Luke: DUDE, NOT COOL. >:C
Mocha: o3o Sorry. *le burp*
52. 1 is labeled a traitor, and is hung by his legs from a tall oak tree. 3 throws a party, 5 mixes rat poison in 1's food and 6 giggles perversely in a corner. Why?
Luke: Damn it all to hell. e_e''
Toya: Hell yes. :]
Arashi: This'll get you back, you bastard...>:] *Luke's enemy* *Brings food to Luke* Here!
Luke: HELL NO.
Arashi: F**K YOU. *ninja smokebomb*
Mocha: PFT...PFTTT...*bursts out laughing* YOU'RE LIKE A PINATA!!~
53. After a sudden loss of inspiration, we the authors set 7's couch on fire; the love seat type thing, as a warning to the drunken Siberian hobos across the street after they took a piss on 2's lawn. Why is 6 getting curbed stomped?
Koda: DUDE! THAT WAS MY EPIC-LOVE-TIME COUCH! D: DAMMIIIIIIIT! DX
Alice: FILTHY HOBOES! >:I
Mocha: The girl scouts wanted my goggles. T_T''
54. As a thank you for completing this meme 4 gets toaster shaped gifts from us, the writers.
Sarah: F**K YOU ALL!! DX GO TO BLOODY HELL!!
55. Bye Bye ~!
xD I love this meme.
I really do.
I really do.
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